Rolling Stone

Someone who is alone

Jack is a rolling stone

by Bromo February 9, 2020

Zoe Stone

the most beautiful girl in the world.

zoe stone is amazing.

by Yoloswag456238 May 28, 2020

Stone Setting

In the Jewish funeral tradition, the gravestone is generally erected between 6 and 12 months after the burial of the dead person.

Prayers are said and a small ceremony is held beside the grave. The inscription on the headstone is normally read out.

John: "You look upset mate..."

Jack: "Yeah, it was my uncle's stone setting this morning"

by SW1112 September 26, 2012

magic stone

When a man impregnates a woman and only has one testicle.

"Dude, I got Britney pregnant"
"Man, that's impressive. You must have a magic stone!"

by LactoseFreeLu December 18, 2014

Stuper stoned

So stubidly HIGH that the only way to describe your feeling is to say it as fast as possible. So. Super. Stupid high. ALL IN ONE ! Score! Asnore! Zzzz

Super stoned what the f*** do you put in the s*** cuz I'm stupid and I'm stoned stuper stoned is for the elders.

by Stuper stoned June 7, 2019

Stone Sleep

That sleep when you're high as fuck and having the sickest dreams of your life.

Dad: "Jimmy I know you smoked last night"
Jimmy: "What? How did you know?"
Dad: "...Well I came into your room to tell you I was home, and then I couldn't wake you up. Looked like you were having some pretty good dreams. That's stone sleep for ya"

by alexfromtarget November 12, 2014

internet stoned

When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:

-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).

Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK

Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011