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fingered a squid

when your pen bursts and you get ink all over your hand.
by Nice_Car_Big_Boi June 21, 2017
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Squid games

Deadly challenges for 45.5. Billion dollars
by BigBoyBen96 August 2, 2025
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squid

a person who is a noob, sometimes conceited, lame, and weird
"she's such a squid"

"what a bunch of squids"

Example: Miranda Cosgrove and Kevin Jonas
by jxallen96 December 20, 2015
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milking the squid

Masturbating after drinking several black martinis....
My ho screamed and ran from the room when I squirted black while milking the squid.
by Fuddartha November 25, 2017
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Squid

Someone who sucks at gaming. Tries sucking you into their way of winning.
He’s a squid. He just hides behind block and back pedals till he can use his combo.
by Ninjagambit October 18, 2025
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Squishy Squid

When you press your penis against a window with an audience and urinate at the same time while rubbing it around
Holy shit, Zach is giving us the squishy squid. Ewwww. It’s so small
by Bikenonsense February 10, 2024
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