fingered a squid

when your pen bursts and you get ink all over your hand.

"what happened?"
"i fingered a squid"

by Nice_Car_Big_Boi June 21, 2017

Squid games

Deadly challenges for 45.5. Billion dollars

I want to play the squid games

by BigBoyBen96 August 2, 2025

squid

a person who is a noob, sometimes conceited, lame, and weird

"she's such a squid"

"what a bunch of squids"

Example: Miranda Cosgrove and Kevin Jonas

by jxallen96 December 20, 2015

milking the squid

Masturbating after drinking several black martinis....

My ho screamed and ran from the room when I squirted black while milking the squid.

by Fuddartha November 25, 2017

Squid

Someone who sucks at gaming. Tries sucking you into their way of winning.

He’s a squid. He just hides behind block and back pedals till he can use his combo.

by Ninjagambit October 18, 2025

Squishy Squid

When you press your penis against a window with an audience and urinate at the same time while rubbing it around

Holy shit, Zach is giving us the squishy squid. Ewwww. It’s so small

by Bikenonsense February 10, 2024