Squid

A a loser.

Yo, who invited that squid to the party he’s over there picking his nose…

What a effing squid.

by DatCrackerSledge June 11, 2025

Squid

Someone who sucks at gaming. Tries sucking you into their way of winning.

He’s a squid. He just hides behind block and back pedals till he can use his combo.

by Ninjagambit October 18, 2025

Squid lawn mower

When a man gets surgery to split the dick in 10, waits for it to heal, then uses black magic to gain full control over the 10 dicks, then during sex wraps them around a woman’s vagina and all 10 cum in unison, filling her to the brim like the tentacle locker game

Her: wow! That squid lawn mower surgery he got was awesome!

by Sex lover 696742031 November 9, 2025

Squid

A person with no backbone, an absolute wuss who would stand there without intervention as their Nan gets robbed.

Lachie's a squid mate, there is no chance of him doing anything about that!

by NotASquid November 24, 2025

Squid

Describing a guy who’s weird, knows no girls, didn’t get a bid, and is just not someone you want in the group when you’re trying to run game.

Thomas: “bro this kids a squid, lets fade”
Steven: “yeah dude, no bid”

by Funky Rick December 1, 2025

Squishy Squid

When you press your penis against a window with an audience and urinate at the same time while rubbing it around

Holy shit, Zach is giving us the squishy squid. Ewwww. It’s so small

by Bikenonsense February 10, 2024