1% Stroke

When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh

Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died

by CloutMeadows September 14, 2021

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stroking the fu-manchu

Getting off to watching two or more Asians have sex.

I was stroking the fu-manchu at the club last night when those Japanese girls went at it.

by spicer2 August 09, 2009

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Poor Tom had a flaccid stroke, now he's never going to get laid.

by devStik January 30, 2024

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When you are are in the "Red Zone" of scoring sexual intercouse with a woman.

I was in the stroke zone with jessica last night and totally choked it at the last second!

by fartjohnson December 09, 2024

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Giving your partner a good stroke while having sex

by Amschel December 14, 2023

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When you commit a typo while writing. In this case your friends will automatically have the right to bully you to death.

Pedro: Hey dude I ate a big-ass tomtatoe yesterday.
Sam: YOU HAD A KEYBOARD STROKE FAM.
Pedro: *cries himself to sleep*

by shreky daddy August 19, 2018

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"Nwtjwyjwjrehrj"
"I think he had a Keyboard stroke!"

by Jewlzex March 25, 2017

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