When running to the bog for number 2's and when you get there you shit your entire bowels out in milliseconds.
by Bedworthman December 23, 2008
One of the most popular and memed songs in old school RuneScape, a 3d fantasy mmo. It has a lot of influence in meme culture, and it also is just an awesome song!
Arrrrr me be listening to sea shanty II with me bottle of rum
John: hey yo I just got 99 firemaking while listening to sea shanty II
Ben: same
John: hey yo I just got 99 firemaking while listening to sea shanty II
Ben: same
by rubiasole628lover December 04, 2019
Bored with the formal tour, my girlfriend and I went to the marine bathroom and joined the Sea Level Club.
by Rex Mundi 3 August 07, 2008
A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.
Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine
Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine
Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"
by me old fruity July 16, 2011
by hamster face April 21, 2009
When a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a pussy to swallow so he ejaculates in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch
Look at Becky! She's wearing an eyepatch
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor
What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor
What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead
by Sea sailor October 27, 2014
One who truly enjoys eating pussy; i.e. cunnilingus. Derived from pussy translating to fish box. See also fish eater.
Male #1: "Have you ever eaten pussy?"
Male #2: "Have I? Shit, my diet practically consist of fish."
Male #1: "Damn, I didn't know you're a sea food lover."
Male #2: "Have I? Shit, my diet practically consist of fish."
Male #1: "Damn, I didn't know you're a sea food lover."
by speaks4 January 26, 2008