Best person to be around he is very loyal and funny he is handsome but doesn’t know it he deserves a lot a love and belongs with a Marilyn mostly a Marilyn Zamora who was born on may 16 2012 and Jonathan’s are amazing at love but when they break up it feels like the world has ended and like the Marilyn’s life is ruined by hurt
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the protagonist of the magnus archives podcast who’s completely smitten with the lonely tea man and is currently experiencing the horrors
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A special holiday celebrated on June 3rd each year, dedicated to recognizing and appreciating all the Jonathans in the world for being the absolute best. On this day, friends, family, and colleagues take time to show extra love and gratitude to anyone named Jonathan for their kindness, humor, and all-around awesomeness.
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First celebrated by a group of friends who realized their buddy Jonathan was simply the best, this day quickly spread through social media and became a beloved annual event.
A special holiday celebrated on June 3rd each year, dedicated to recognizing and appreciating all the Jonathans in the world for being the absolute best. On this day, friends, family, and colleagues take time to show extra love and gratitude to anyone named Jonathan for their kindness, humor, and all-around awesomeness.
Origin:
First celebrated by a group of friends who realized their buddy Jonathan was simply the best, this day quickly spread through social media and became a beloved annual event.
"Hey, don't forget it's Jonathan Appreciation Day! Make sure to send a shoutout to Jonathan for being the best!"
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Jonathan Ferguson is the keeper of firearms and artillery at the Royal Armouries Museum in the UK, which houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons from throughout history
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