January 26

Its where you hangout with your boyfriend/girlfriend. If you don’t you a pussy ass hoe.

mike:hey today’s january 26
chad:shit we gotta hangout with our girlfriends
mike:dang i got practice today i can’t
chad:swell..i guess your a pussy ass hoe

by trashytherat42069 January 22, 2020

January 5th

Global twink obliteration day. The day that twinks worldwide shake in their cowboy boots at the mere thought of.

“Hey, did you buy your flamethrowers for January 5th yet?”
“Not yet, I’ve been stocking up on dynamite.”

by ☠︎ September 25, 2023

January 14

The day when you tell your crush you like them by sending them this. 🤠😎

January 14: Hey so I’ve been needing to tell you something (sends urban dictionary photo)

by Levssa January 12, 2021

January 28th

National kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend how much times u want without asking.

Come here baby is January 28th

by White Man 2006! January 27, 2022

January 27

National give your boy bestie head day

Boy bestie : Why are you trying to give me head

Girl: it's January 27 silly

Boy bestie: oh ok keep going

by Thegorrillagripee January 26, 2022

January 22

The most beautiful, perfect and incredible people are born this day, they take care of you, they have a great mood and they surely smell very good

Sarah: I was born on january 22
Steve: That's why you're so cool

by Skyy__x December 16, 2021

January 7th

Sandalwichs Birthday

"Norman, guess what!! It's January 7th, Sandalwichs birthday!!!! "

by sandalwich December 24, 2021