Cold Tan

A tan that is not hot.

A tan that does not look good on a particular person.

Example 1 - That person's tan is a cold tan.

Example 2 -

Person 1 - I think I am going to get a tan.

Person 2 - That would be a cold tan!

by DT show April 29, 2011

Cold Coffee

Offering a beer before noon.

Joey Bagadonuts! Good to see you. Grab a cold coffee and relax.

by Direwolf~NPZ January 05, 2019

Cold dick

Like ‘facts’ is used, cold dick is something very true usually used when spilling the tea.

“sally is so annoying I can’t even stand her”
That’s some cold dick

by Makeshifts April 14, 2019

Bo Cold

Antonym: Luke warm.

Not too cold; not too hot.

Origin: Hazzard county

Patrick left the baby in a bowl of Bo Cold water to bring it's fever down.

by Mufftracks May 25, 2019

crispy cold

Really cold; your skin gets crispy

Y’all it’s crispy cold outside.

by 🤷🏿‍♀️ November 16, 2019

cold pimp

A person who 'owns' outrageous, flashy behavior. Often in choice of attire.

He showed up for the boxing match weigh in, a cold pimp in a full length mink coat

by Nodsumi July 18, 2017

cold moist

When your sweating in bed and it’s cold wen you leave the bed. This can also descried the cold air during sex

Damn girl, do y’all feel that cold moist in your ass?

by Dentor February 18, 2020