Closet Gnome

NOUN: A little man who hides in dark spaces and jumps out at you then runs away and disappears
Person 1: “Oh my god. A little man just scared me”

Person 2: “was it a Closet Gnome?”

Person 1: “I think so..”
by NovaRoSe December 22, 2022
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Zoom Closet

It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.
Can you jump on this Zoom call with us later to plan the party?
Nah, I'm in the Zoom Closet!
by Tino Orbaega February 02, 2023
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Closeted Homo

We don't discriminate. However, those who insist they are not homo, are usually closeted homosexuals. People who act homo, either are REALLY HOMO, or who know by heart they're not insecure about their sexuality.
Me: Hey Thomas! Wanna listen to the gay ass music.
Thomas: Nah that shit is gay aswell.
Me: You're definetly a closeted homo
by reacts4u May 10, 2024
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Closet smoker

A person that denies smoking meth
This closet smoker told his wife it was my pipe.
by Kobe Gigi February 18, 2020
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Cuckold Closet

This is the place where a man of low self esteem resides. Often fantasizing about his wife having sex with another man and enjoying the verbal humiliation he recieves.
Mark is definitely in the cuckold closet. He saw other men touching up on his wife at the bar and he decided to watch in awe instead of standing up for himself
by MantiTeosGF January 26, 2024
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Closet Smut

n. Smut that lives in your closet. Often a super attractive whore who comes out only when she is called upon for a good sex.
A. "Dude I could really use a blow job"
B. "Just hit up my Closet Smut"

A." I got my fuck on for like 3 hours last night"
B. " Really? Was she hot?"
A." nah, just some closet smut
by KyleHall15 January 12, 2011
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pee in a closet

Pee in a cup in a closet: The popular reference that every billie stan knows.

Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓅 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓅 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓅 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓇, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.

Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)
"BRO YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN THE CUP SO I DID"
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.
by Sparkle girl 101 October 25, 2020
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