Closet Band

A musical artist or band that a person only listens to in the closet just to avoid the ridicule & laughter from the other 99% of people in the world who hate their music or image.

"Cornelius pretends to like Nine Inch Nails because he wants to mingle with my friends, but Peyton Parrish is his favorite Closet Band. He goes home and flails his arms to his music while dancing to him and everything!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023

Closet

What your bro Ryan has not come out of yet.

You:hey Ryan are you part of the lgbtq+.
Ryan: ...
You:oh.. still in the closet I see.

by BOREDASFUUUUUUUUU February 14, 2021

Joe-closeting

When a poof comes out the closet and grabs a queer Joe cunt and starts gaping his hole making him a paraplegic and ends up becoming his carer for the rest of his life.

Did you know about Joe-closeting his hole for someone.

by Jesuss Crrysst May 24, 2025

Closet

It's something that carries the clothes.

Gotta put this on the closet, damn it! I fell and it all unfolded! Guess i gotta do this again.

by getrealman December 2, 2021

Closet

Something that ethan really likes to hide in

I'm in the closet is what ethan says alot

by Potatoknishes888 May 21, 2020

closet swiftie

It's like a gay person just as a taylor swift fan

Dude, I think *name* is a closet swiftie

by timtheweirdman January 30, 2024

Closet smoker

A person that denies smoking meth

This closet smoker told his wife it was my pipe.

by Kobe Gigi February 17, 2020