Droppin Cake

act of crapping ones pants.

oh man I droppin cake and found two pounds in my shorts.

by BlaineF December 28, 2005

Jafa-Caking

When you get your partner to eat all the choclate and sponge off of a jafacake and leave the orange jelly circle..you then get 2 of these orange jelly circles and place them on the breasts of a women..you then eat them off...or if your some crazy mo fuka you can do this by yourslef if you are female..

Hayley: Jafa-Cake me...dont leave any orange jelly there though.

Louis: yup..this'll be fun...
............................

Louis: wtf...they're stuck

HALF AN HOUR L8ER...

Louis:*slurp* All done...never thought Jafa-Caking could be soo much fun :).

by Louis&Hayley :) February 15, 2009

the cake is a lie

expression used when something great has been promised from a third party but it ultimately is not so.

(six months prior to Vista release) "Vista will be the greatest operating system ever!"

(three months after Vista release) "The cake is a lie."

by Gurban January 4, 2009

urinal cake

The thing in stand-up pissers that stops it from reeking. Poisonous if eaten.

Those Urinal Cakes smell like flowers.

by Rock On April 27, 2003

Baby Cakes

Word to describe your lover,wife girl freind, fuck buddy, or partner that has a pronounced ass, large ass, curvey girl ect. Thus the phrase cakes , she gotta have cakes to be baby cakes.😉

Look how good my baby cakes looks over there.

by Knuckle Bone July 5, 2019

cup cake

when you fart and instantly enclose the gases in your cupped hand, then release them under some unsuspecting persons nose.

John: Would you like a cup cake James?
James: Why that sounds lovely, yes.
(John releases the handful of fart gas in James' face)
James: You knob.

by John Tilley March 1, 2004

cake or death

Eddie Izzard's most famous skit in where he pretends to offer several people a choice between cake or death. Spoken in a high-pitched grim reaperish style voice.

Grim reaper: YOU! Cake or death? Guy: Um...cake please.

by ImAshroom December 6, 2006