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Cool Earther

A Conspiracy Theorist who believes that man-made climate change is a hoax made by rich lying Environmentalists to suppress the underfunded oil industry’s truth.
“I heard he was a Flat Earther...”

Pretty much, Cool Earthers believe the UN, NASA, NOAA, the State Department, and 99% of the world’s scientists are paid to lie by Big Wind, and that only the Oil Lobby is telling the truth about Climate Change.”

“Wow, that makes Flat Earthers sound sensible in comparison”.
by BigNoisyChrisCooke January 29, 2020
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Daneen is cool

daneen is the coolest person you'll ever meet. she is kind and smart and smacks her siblings.

she is very cool.
Daneen is cool because she is. full stop.
by neenx July 27, 2022
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Parli-cool

When something is cool in the context of the British Political institution.
Person 1 "David Davis is making a statement today"
Person 2 "that's cool"
Person 3 "No! that's Parli-cool!"
by Marcos-is-lame March 30, 2017
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Mr Cool

Works at Jack in the box, loves to sticker bomb the world, legally blind deaf and dope.
Wow look it’s mr cool.. yeah
by applecds February 4, 2021
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Ryu cool

“RYU COOL QUEEN IS THE BEST QUEEN EVER”
by Gyiknvcsshk December 24, 2020
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cunty cool

When someone is a bit of a cunt but also so cool
'Look at danno over there, he's so cool!'

'I know! he's cunty cool'
by ShoppieP May 9, 2014
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cool hangouts

An awkward visit with an acquaintance one dislikes, usually at said acquaintance's behest.
"Whatchu doin' Saturday bro?"

"Ugh, meeting my ex for cool hangouts. I'm gonna need a lot of beer."
by bigg_brocc January 12, 2012
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