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towel tard

A derrogatory term for a person of Middle Eastern ethincity insinuating a lack of intellect. A combination of towel head and tard.
Osama Bin Ladin must be a real towel tard for attacking the U.S.
by Squid Viscious August 8, 2005
mugGet the towel tardmug.

fuck tard

Someone who believes String Theory proves that Neutrons actually have a charge.

Also someone who believes that his or her parents being a scientist who studies rocks gives him or her the ability to be always right.
"Uhh....according to String Theory, everything is mass, so technically, neutrons do have a charge"

"...Unless they're neutral....fuck tard"

In combination: "According to String Theory, my dad's a geologist!"

"Wow, look at that fucktard go on and on, I actually hope he goes to the death with his words.."
by Evan Piper September 18, 2007
mugGet the fuck tardmug.

gay-tard

when someone is a random mixture of retartedly dumb and homosexual. These so called gay-tards have arrogance for days so when you encounter them strutting around jumping over things and doing handstands in pools, use your gay-tard-dar and ignore them because they will ruin your day with homo erotic gayness.
Holy shit look at that gay-tard!!!

Damn dude is he trying to impress that girl by being a total douche turtle?
by IM LIKE THA OWNER TNW June 4, 2010
mugGet the gay-tardmug.

/b/tard

Shortened form of bastard. Used when one is too lazy to use full word, or when full word would be inapropriate.
that stupid /b/tard doesn't know about the rules 1 and 2
by WestPhiladelphian February 9, 2008
mugGet the /b/tardmug.

Wii-tarded

The feeling that you experience after someone walks in on you playing a game with the Wii's motion-sensing controller.
I felt very Wii-tarded after my wife walked in on me swordfighting with the Wiimote in my underwear.
by Voyager July 16, 2006
mugGet the Wii-tardedmug.

fucking tard

words and phrases commonly fucked up holla fitycent whats up and there response is good straight up ridiculously stupid people
by marcus January 19, 2005
mugGet the fucking tardmug.

slow-tarded

Slow person, or object that is retarded or has gone haywire or broken.
that compie is being slow-tarded. (otherwise bogged down)
by Aerolynn May 30, 2008
mugGet the slow-tardedmug.

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