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Mushroom stamp

When you hold back your cock and let it go to hit someone in the forehead,thus leaving a mushroom stamp
Back off before I hit you with this mushroom stamp

Sorry about the mushroom stamp, hope your dad doesn't see it
by BMF Bradly Michele Farts September 14, 2016
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Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.
Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.
by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023
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stamped

you better hope you not seen nowhere and i’m around hoe, URRRRR GONNA GET STAMPED LOVE AND I MEANT THAT BITCH WHO”
by michaeldfhoe September 4, 2021
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Elephant stamp

When you snoodle a tube of lipstick,then leave kiss marks on someone with your foreskin.
Bro,I used her Chanel lipstick to cover her with elephant stamps last night.She was pissed when found out.
by Matt146 December 26, 2023
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Canoe stamp

Canoe Stamp is the wet mark a womans vagina makes while sitting on a bed sheet or sofa after hot as christ sex. Symbol (l)
One can also receive a Canoe Stamp anywhere on the body, preferably the face.
It must have been hot sex, check out that Canoe Stamp
by Speegaspegg December 15, 2015
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Dude stamps

A play on the term "Food stamps. Referring to when women go on dates with men solely for the free meal and drinks.

Dude stamps can refer to a girl's tinder matches, as if she's collecting free meals.
Olivia: "I got like 7 dates lined up this week."
Bella: "Nice work with the dude stamps, girl!"
Olivia: "Thanks, I'll make sure to order a bunch of extra expensive food so you can have some leftovers!"
by Eglandled August 4, 2023
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Slug stamp

The residual print left on a surface after application and removal of a vulva
I need to change this shirt before we go out, my girlfriend left a slug stamp on it last night before she started riding me
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