cop a squat

For a female to take a leak.

Dude, after my sex change, I had to get used to copping a squat as opposed to my old activity of standing up while urinating and copping a peek at the dingus next to me.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

diddly squat

it means 'Nothing' as a definition, but
it is THE emo-est word EVER.
(when used with the right context)

As I slit my wrists, I cannot imagine the diddly squat that lay at the end of the dark tunnel that is my life.

by smexy December 28, 2005

SquatDangle

tea bagging from a trapeze.

Dude I totally caught a SquatDangle yesterday.
I want to go SquatDangling tomorrow.

by save a horse ride a cowboy August 1, 2009

squat cobbler

A person who enjoys sitting in pastries or baked goods.

Bill hurried home with the pie knowing damn well he'd give in to being a squat cobbler.

by yap2 July 1, 2016

goober squasher

A person who farts in the bathtub and busts the bubbles with his/her teeth.

Bill had an inkling his son was a goober squasher when he detected mysterious splashing sounds and a strong odor wafting in from underneath the bathroom door.

by elle_bow July 27, 2010

Hoboken squat cobbler

The act of sitting on a pie fully clothed for your or someone else's erotica pleasure.

He makes Hoboken squat Cobbler videos for his patron.

by Replicant84 June 3, 2016

thot squat

When that hoe over there is squatting on the D. See also; sexual intercourse, hoe-running

I'd hang out with her but she's in the middle of a thot squat.

by lilbabydelirium June 24, 2016