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spermburp

slang word for "gay"

see also:
Fag, Cumguzzler, Peter Puffer, Anal Assissan, Goo Gobbler, Jizz Jockey
"Wow, Ryan is such a spermburp dude"
by ray gyan March 14, 2008
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Sperm Poisoning

The ingestion of so much sperm that one becomes poisoned, almost like alchohol poisoning. If somone has sperm poisoning see a doctor immediatlly.
The other night I was at a Rainbow Party with my friend and one of the girls got sperm poisoning from giving to many blowjobs.
by Gameace12 September 9, 2008
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Sperm Enema

When a man has an orgasm inside the anus of their lover during anal sex.
Susan, who is Catholic, will not have traditional sex to stay a virgin. However, she does love a good sperm enema to keep her boyfriend happy.

On man love Thursday, a lot of Muslim men receive sperm enemas before going home to their wives and goats.
by TacoGrande78 March 15, 2009
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Sperm Slurper

Person1: you mom has the biggest tits i have ever seen in my life, and im not going to lie, i like it.
Person2: no you dont you god damn Sperm Slurper son of a bitch
by King Kling December 11, 2006
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Sperk

People use the word sperk to say that they are smoking weed.
I sperked all bud over the weekend.
by Justlaxn7 December 28, 2007
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spermican

it is every living mother fucking thing on earth.it starts from a little cum bubble and forms into all of us fucked up sick,rotten,smelly,big cock, little cock, long pussies,loose pussies,crotch eating, cock sucking,sick headed rotten mother fuckers,snatch eating,ass licking,lice infested,puby chomping,butt munching,daddy fuckers,crusty underwear,slut fucking,dirty ass skank whore,tulip licking,nose fucking,twat sniffing,lazy fuck,dog dick fucker,aids infested,dirty black asshole diver,cunt lint,dingle berry,finger fucker,dike ass bitches and gay sons of bitches who all think that their dirty rotten asses don't stink.
hey,all of you,humans,aliens,insects,animals,or whatever you are, you are all nothing but spermicans if you are living.
by rjrumples January 11, 2009
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sperm trench

1) A channel dug in the ground where men go to deposit their seamen.

2) A women who's 'channel' is where men go to deposit their seamen.

3) A man who's 'channel' is where men go to deposit their seamen

4) A situation that arose in WWI when the entiraty of ones unit was homosexual.
"Dude I have all of this sperm but no where to leave it, what should I do?"
"Why dont you leave it in Nicks mum she's a sperm trench"

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As the Huns approached the entrenched British position they could see that the British were flying a rainbow flag and the soldiers were dancing to the YMCA. The Germans realised that they were approahcing a sperm trench.
by Trampon October 28, 2006
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