Soccer

Being a soccermom. When you choose to stay home for the night instead of whoring it up you stay in and bake cookies and brownies and attend to the children with your christmas sweater. Mini-van parked in the driveway, with "My child is an Honor Roll student" Bumper sticker on the back. Usually used as a derogatory term.

"Hey Julie do you wanna goto the club tonight?" - Johnny
"No im actually gonna stay in and watch movies" - Julie
"OH STOP BEING SUCHA SOCCER; WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO AFTER THE MOVIE BAKE BROWNIES!?" - Johnny

"I have to go home and do laundry and cook dinner and then i have to be in bed by 9 cuz my shows coming on and return my books to the library..."
"OH STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKIN SOCCER!"

Julie texts Johnny and says "Wat r u doin tonite!?"
Johnny replies "I'm soccering tonight"

by hunijkah November 8, 2009

Soccer Mom

A woman usually in her mid-30's that has two children. They may have a car big enough to accomodate her kids and their friends and all of the equipt. that goes along with them.

She puts her kids first in lots of sports and activities so that they may NOT spend their time on the internet writing patheitc things about good Mom's. It is essetial that the Soccer MOM encourage their children with positive words all of the time so that they may grow up confident. This will help the children so they do not put down others because of their own insecurities and can grow up happy and have a great life.

Listening to top 40 music IS essential so that they may explain to their children what is bad and what IS good in society and how men view WOMEN as objects. This is to teach their young daughters to find a good man that loves her and not her body and to respect herself.

She sacrifices materialistic things that are unnecessary to pay for her children's activities and good schools (with other kids with parents who do the same) CARE.

The soccer mom took her kids to Karate and cheered as they passed their black belt test.

by Jeanneenp February 3, 2010

Soccer moms

A super woman mom. Stereotyped as a stay-at-home mom who is overprotective of her children. In reality works a difficult job that doesn't pay enough. Then after working all day to pay her kids' phone bills, switches from her work car to her sky blue minivan to run her nightly bus route. She takes her kids and everyone else's to a ton of activities. She volunteers to chaperone and helps in any way possible. Finally she picks everyone up from their activities and takes 30-60 min to drop all of the other kids off. Then she finally gets to take her own kids home. Instead of going to bed or relaxing, she cleans and cooks before finally collapsing on the couch in exhaustion. A few hours later, she gets up and does it all over again. Her weekends are spent in other cities and states sitting through soccer games and tournaments. Hates to ask for help from others, but always ask if others need help.

Soccer moms are amazing!

by MysteriousFlower July 1, 2017

Soccer

The worst sport ever! Why is there even a goalie when the goal is so big! Stupid! If someone gets touched by a finger they cry and has a meltdown. A bunch of British rich boys who can't play football or any active sport so they decided to kick a ball of air. Butt hurt if anyone calls it soccer and try's to explain its football! Guess what in football you do use your foot when they have to kick the ball through the goal post😒

I think I'm sick I coughed

Must be a soccer boy

by Lax girl 7891 July 5, 2016

soccerdomme

Middle-aged, suburban housewife-types who look sweet and average on the outside , but who choose to take a Dominant role in their relationship with their man.

"She looks all sweet and innocent, but her ex told me she's a total soccerdomme. Who woulda thought?"

by y?ynot August 16, 2011

soccerdomme

A hot soccer mom that is also a domme.

She is beyond MILF, she is a soccerdomme.

by soccerdomme August 17, 2011

soccer hole

A groupie who only goes after soccer players and those associated with soccer players.

Have you seen Latasha recently she is such a soccer hole.

by Tatertotters May 11, 2014