Sock Apple

A disgusting apple that tastes like it has been living inside of a sock. Usually found in things like school lunches and cafeteria food.

I cant eat this, its a sock apple.

by desertbears July 10, 2010

Sock Jack

When a lonely man masturbates ( to the point of orgasm ) into a sock

Dude , I've gone through 4 pairs of socks , just by sock jacking

by MeowChammerpants October 26, 2013

cum sock

the sacred rag, typically stashed under ones bed. used when one is horny

bro, you want a tissue?
Nah, ill just use my cum sock!

by ILoveDickCheese69 March 24, 2023

cum sock

a sock u cum inside

billy hit his cum sock under his bed after jerking off in it

by dwatts November 18, 2021

Fluffy socks

The best piece of clothing. Makes you feel loved. Feels like a hug of awesomeness.

What would life be without fluffy socks?

by LucySutton November 23, 2021

Sock Puppet

When you get a massive erection from your doctor giving you a prostate exam

In college, I used to sock puppet a few guys in my free time at the fraternity. It was a weird experience, but I think I have a new fetish. r/InTheAss."

by #Bam! April 01, 2022

Sock Nap

When a person takes, or more particularly "collapses into," a nap with the person's socks on due to a mentally depleting or tiring experience.

Friend 1: Have you talked to anyone about what happened at the party yet?
Friend 2: Just Shahin. I called him about it and he got so hyped that I had to take a sock nap afterwards.

by Gettin'Trippy September 16, 2019