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You're shitting me

Expression, usually uttered by brown people, to show their amazement at something. The amazement is often heavily tinged with a high degree of doubt.
by Aprileen Alexander December 27, 2006
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Spitting Cobra

A man, by any method, approaches orgasm, and either by his hand or someone elses, pulls the skin of his shaft down hard squeezing tightly, making his urethra point straight ahead at almost a 90 degree angle, and ejeculates, sending thick jets of Cobra venom, preferably all over the mammary glands of an attractive young woman/ women.
Person A: "...Do you want to see a Spitting Cobra?"

Person B: "Ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!"

The girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly Spitting Cobra
by callingdom May 17, 2008
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hand slutting fuck slapper

Someone that is such an annoying drunk that you force yourself to leave the room to keep from beating thier face in.
Person One: Hey dude, that guys such a hand slutting fuck slapper.
Person Two: Ya I think we should leave before we get in to trouble.
by Cameron P March 13, 2004
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Shitting Bickies

Western Australian Slang.

Simply meaning you were very scared about something.
Derived from the word Shitting Bricks.
Person 1: Dude I nearly got bashed at Bullcreek Station
Person 2: You would have been shitting bickies.
by Daniel1010101 October 18, 2009
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shitting ice cream

An expression that means that everything is amazing or that someone is perfect and nice with unicorns and rainbows on top. Or it could refer to the intake of too much ice cream, and shitting it out the next day.
e.g. #1 joe-" YO MY LIFE IS AWESOME"

bob-" shutup.. no one wants to hear about you shitting ice cream"

e.g.#2 frank-" Dude, I ate so much icecream last night that I was shitting ice cream this morning."

fiona-" Wtf? that`s nasty"
by fwionajweeba July 30, 2010
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Sitting on quids

Jamal: "You comin' out tonight, blud?"
Timothy: "Yes, friend, I'm sitting on quids!"
by Nitro Noggin June 19, 2011
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shitting napalm

where you eat something so spicy, your ass burns when you take a shit.
dude those flamin hot cheetoh fries are going to make me be shitting napalm tonight
by napalm shitter May 5, 2015
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