Someone, mainly boys, who only treat girls nicely when they want to date them or find them attractive.
Jonathan is the biggest simp I know! He only talks to girls when he wants to date them and gets mad at them when they say no.
by BusinessNone May 13, 2020
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"Jimmy said he can't get on tonight because he's hanging out with Hannah" "this simp must be dealt with with extreme force!!!"
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"fuck sake, Ruby being such a SIMP over Jarred"
"I know right, Ruby bought him a 16 fucking inch pizza, she thinks it's best to eat a pizza the size of your cock, but she doesn't know that I've actually gone down on Jarred before, and it's actually 3 inches hard. Ruby such a fucking SIMP"
"I know right, Ruby bought him a 16 fucking inch pizza, she thinks it's best to eat a pizza the size of your cock, but she doesn't know that I've actually gone down on Jarred before, and it's actually 3 inches hard. Ruby such a fucking SIMP"
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