Simp

verb.
acronym for Sad In My Pondering
"Dude are you simping?"
"Yeah, I just wanna be sad right now."
by lil simp January 16, 2018
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If you’re only being nice cuz you wanna lay the pipe you’re a simp.
Dylan won’t hop on minecraft with the boys bc he’s w his girl being a SIMP.
by DylanIsASimp April 08, 2020
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a man who has the name sachin who does simp-ish things
guy: man sachin is such a simp
guy 2: yea i know
by slitherhorn April 13, 2020
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A man that indeed chooses a girl over THE BOYS. Worst cases of simping are paying for girls, spending all their time with their girl instead of THE BOYS, and always talking to their girl and not THE BOYS. Stop your friend from being a simp by noticing the signs, your boy will start to be more distant until he is a full fledged simp. If you need call the simp hotline at 954-668-8729
“Damn my dog river a simp now, he always hangin with bella.”
by mikeurquiaga January 09, 2020
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A simp is a bloke who loves a chick so hard he'll ditch all his mates for her, even though she ain't puttin' out.
Ole mate won't come party tonight cuz he's too busy simping over that cross legged hoe..
by VeganSausage December 15, 2020
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Person 1: Man iDupes is such a simp for letting his GF send nudes to dudes on her OnlyFans
Person 2: Or you know...you can let him live his life?
Person 1: You are also quite the simp
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Joey Manberg is a huge simp
by Joey’s a simp January 10, 2020
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