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simon

simon er carls cumslut
hey cumslut, wait oh you mean simon
by smegmaboyyyyyyyyytssotuff April 7, 2025
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Simon Goh

Simon is a very handsome man,he is charming and sweet.He may looks fierce or quiet all the time.But he will be there whenever anyone that is close to him needed help.
Hi its simon goh!instant report from wahkee!
by Rae lil black November 23, 2021
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Simon

Simons are neat, tidy, and crazy. They are tall and they often times wear the classic black shorts. They hate everyone, except people they have formed specific attachments to. But when he loves you, there is no other feeling that's better. Simons crack jokes and game whenever they can. They are usually loud and sometimes obnoxious, and they ignore those who serve them no interest. If you are a Simon, you are very honest, but a vibe. ✨
a human: he's like nothing i've ever seen before, his name must be Simon
by honeyshortcake November 30, 2022
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SIMONE

usually a tall gay italian guy , he likes to hang out and tease female people , he is the kind of guy to buzz around even when he is not invited , he is funny althought he uses the same jokes for years straight, he likes to save girls numbers as "love" even if they do not know him.
"look at that guy ,he must be gay!
"yeah , he is a SIMONE after all.
by Peppe the italian expert November 22, 2021
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simon

gets zero play no girls ever talk to him or ever get near him, almost as if he isn't real.
he gets no bitches, his name must be simon
by peenyeater33 May 17, 2022
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Simone

Simone has simply the most gorgeous eyes, they hold the the world inside of them. The first time I met him I thought “wow, this boy’s gonna be the dead of me”.

It was quite the opposite.

Simone is fire: he’s smart, passionate, pure ambition. He is the kind of person who’s destined to win and who’s gonna reach the top of the world with no doubt. He’s the kind of person none forgets because he is what nobody else can be.
You, S., you set my soul in fire. You made me breathe again from my apnea and you taught me how to face things when I thought the only way to survive was running from them.

So trust me if I tell you I could never be more thankful for meeting you: you’re the only piece of mind in my existence of chaos and I’d be glad to conquer the world by your side.

I’m obsessed with you S.,I think I’ll love you forever.

Yours and yours only,
M.

Simone (Italian male name)
She would’ve let the world burn if only Simone had asked her.
by caa_licanto November 22, 2021
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Simons Bald Spot

Simon has a massive bald spot and needs help
Keshav: Simons bald spot is so hot
Lincoln: You know it i would lick his bald spot
by Sweet Cheeks the og June 7, 2023
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