Pizza Shark

A person who will stalk on people eating to entice the fact that they are full as to gain the said for themselves. This especially with pizza and some form of shark like qualities.

Guy 1: "Hey Steve have you finished with that pizza yet? You like like you are getting full"

Guy 2: "Fuck off you pizza shark!"

by deanmv June 22, 2011

hark the shark

a girl who always has a lad on the go

sazmac: "amie your such a hark the shark"

by Sazmac February 22, 2007

Land Shark

To drive a car through a large puddle of standing water at high speed, causing the water to splash up and hit nearby pedestrians.

The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.

That was a brutal Land Shark Steve scored on those freshman walking to class with his Impala!

by iocat January 24, 2011

lot shark

A ballsack of a person who will doggedly follow a shopper from the door of a store to their vehicle where they will wait with vulpine intensity to spastically claim the newly empty parking slot. These people will constantly prowl the lot looking for "THE MAGIC SPOT".

Todd: That lot shark was stalking me and almost hit me when I pulled out!

Dan: What a BALLSACK! Stupid lot sharks!

by hazmedic October 25, 2005

Carpet Shark

A lesbian who likes to go down on girls who are on their period. When they come up for air, they have blood on their face.

That girl is a real carpet shark. Don't let her find out your girlfriend is on the rag.

by jbszee December 19, 2008

fishing a shark

attempting to achieve something dangerous

Merrisa: "hey are you trying to tame the wild cat again?"
Jon: "don't need to worry about me fishing a shark."

by haveyouwondered May 14, 2023

Muffin Shark

The lesbian equivalent of a chicken hawk (an older gay man who seeks out much younger gay men/twinks).

Ashley and Donna got totally stalked by some Jurassic Muffin Sharks at the Indigo Girls concert.

by Dandy Don May 9, 2013