by therealmatt September 14, 2017
when a male has an erection so large, monstrous, and hard that he must cover it with corn to calm it down. After this masturbating into the corn, shoving the corn into his ass and throwing it up into a females/gay males tender brown ass and repeating the procedure again and again until the dick falls off.
by BigBunnsKarl April 14, 2009
A staunch LDS community recognized around the world for it's Mormon Temple, the city's founder, Brigham Young, wide streets, the 2002 Winter Olympic Games, snowcapped mountains, the Great Salt Lake, and 3.2% beer.
"Salt Lake City, UT, is an 8-hour drive from Sin City."
"Salt Lake City, UT, is the land of Zion."
~Tagman77
"Salt Lake City, UT, is the land of Zion."
~Tagman77
by Tagman77 January 25, 2004
Moshiko: Yossi, I saw your axe kissing and ... with that nerd, what's his name?
Yossi: fuck you Moshiko, why are you sowing salt on my wounds?
Yossi: fuck you Moshiko, why are you sowing salt on my wounds?
by Yaron7 May 02, 2005
Hey nick. SMELL my FINGERS!!...Ashley:why do they smell like that
nick: b/c of Lays Salt and Vineger Chips
nick: b/c of Lays Salt and Vineger Chips
by ash-hole February 21, 2007
by SHADE FOR FRIENDS February 05, 2018
When a female dresses up as a young female deer and licks your balls after you bust a nut in your pants
by guakamillio July 27, 2012