pumpkin guts

that one pornhub video where the guy sticks his dick inside a pumpkin and his step sis is all like omg you saved it for me??! you know how much i loove the seeds ;)) then the mom is like grgrgrrrrrr then he fucks her while hiding behijnd a couch wowza

my favorite porn hub video is that pumpkin guts one

by nuerdle February 20, 2023

Pumpkin Puss

When the vulva's labia minora are concealed, thus leaving the plump labia majora sitting like the curves of a pumpkin.

I love when my girl shows me her pumpkin puss, then opens it slowly like a flower.

by WhatsGoodnYaDog March 4, 2023

Pumpkin

*pumpkin noises*

*pumpkin noises*

by PVMPKN October 20, 2022

Pumpkiner

A person who eats a lot of pumpkin or pumpkin flavored foods.

Well Tom sure is a real pumpkiner this time of year

by Romanpumpkin November 6, 2022

pumpkin tagging

A suggestive activity between two consenting individuals ;))

Batman put on his dressing and was pumpkin tagging everyone

by theopenny November 10, 2022

pumpkin head

when somebody do sum stupid (especially ina hood) n a bunch of ppl get together n beat em tf up till they head look like a pumpkin.

“ Yo u heard dat man Juan was textin lil girls?”
“ Yeah when i saw em i gave em a pumpkin head”

by mr.hitndip November 29, 2022

Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.

After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.

by xoxojordn December 1, 2022