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eco poser 

Eco from the word Ecology, poser meaning one who tries to fit into a set idea or look for the pure esthetics, not truly believing in what they are doing or pretending to be.

An eco-poser is that person, we all know at least one, who buys all the eco-friendly non-toxic household products, organic local growns, hybrids and other 'green'ery. They really do not 'do' anything to help our earth, they just purchase over priced stuff from companies that try to help. So they wear the hemp and eat the organic, but do they actually take time out of there cell phone lives to give a helping hand? There lies the poser.
Ian was not an eco poser. The persistent permeation of French fries in his house was a dead give away.

Emma is such an eco poser dressed in her pseudo crunchie clothing, hanging out at starbucks, never using a togo cup.
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St. Paddy's Day Poser 

1. Someone that starts fabricating heritage to Ireland around St. Patricks Day as an excuse to go party.
2. Someone that acts like they know the words to Irish Music while at the bar on St. Patrick's Day.
Look at that guy slamming back the green beer, he's a St. Paddy's Day Poser. He told me last week that he was Polish.

Yeah, I bet he thinks the ISH on end of Polish will pass as Irish.

Pedigree Poser 

Someone who thinks they can buy themselves into a steroeotyped clique . (Buying Clothes/Jewelry/Plushs)
Girl 1 : Dude , look at the girl ..
Girl 2 : Yeah .. she's such a pedigree poser .
Girl 1 : What a wannabe ..
Pedigree Poser by smileyy-pikaaa January 28, 2010

offroad poser 

One who has an off-road vehicle but dosent off-road the vehicle
Oh look he has a badass prerunner,

Yea but he is a offroad poser he doesn't drive it like it's suppost to
offroad poser by jonny sequoita November 13, 2013

art poser 

usually a girl, but will not assume. Someone who thinks they are so artsy they have a VSCO and try their hardest to be vintage like their mom, which doesn’t work out. Bell bottoms are not coming back.
“You see that girl? “

“Yea, she looks like an art poser. trying to hard to time travel to bell bottoms.”
1. Anyone who takes the name C-Money from its rightful owner.

2. Corey Breiland
Corey, you fucking C-Poser. Get your own nickname, like C-Fucker, you fuckin' fucker motherfucker.
c-poser by C-Dizz Fo Shizz January 11, 2004

Pussy Poser 

Someone that sucks and is scared to do something that they want people to think they are good at
Kid 1: hey kid with the razor t-shirt on, scooter off that building
Kid 2: no maybe some other time
Kid 1: dude your a pussy poser
Pussy Poser by Big Willy Style June 20, 2007