Anti-Bear Pills

Another name for birth control pills. Must be taken by females before camping, because the bears are attacted to the menstration.

Three hikers were mauled today as their female companion did not take her Anti-Bear Pills... Those poor men.

by McBeezy58 September 6, 2009

Antibiotics are wonderful pills

Antibiotics their wonderful pills but don't ever think they'll cure all of your ills,

got the cold?
got the flu?

feeling under the weather?
that's just a virus, We can't make that better!

take us for the wrong thing...
That's dangerous to do!
cuz when you really need us we can stop working for you,
so please don't end up paying the price!
always take ur doctor's advice!

antibiotics are wonderful pills take them, please z

by meggaslagg October 12, 2021

polish donut

A sex position in which canned whip cream is inserted into the anus and then sucked out by a partner.

"That chick was a real pig in the sack! She even gave me a polish donut !"

by yoda 67 December 30, 2007

Polish Bowling Ball

Much like the shocker this is a term used to describe inserting two fingers in the vagina, and one in the anus.

"i grabbed her like a polish bowling ball"

by BuLL January 6, 2005

Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink

How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"

"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Nail Polish

Clear or coloured liquid in a small glass bottle that can be painted on your nails. It's mainly a girl thing, but quite a few guys do it to...
Depending on your opinion, it can make people (both guys and girls) look better or some people prefer natual.

1.

Becca: omg, Jess, you see that guy with the black nails...whoa he's amazing! Do you recon I have a chance?

Jess: Urrg! No way, he's proberbly gay!

Becca: Bet he's not... Hey, lad with the black nails, fancy getting a drink.

Guy: Yeah, sure =)

2.

Bob: Bill you see those girls over there, the one's with the pink nail polish, omg, they're right tarts, everyone knows plain is sexy.

Bill: Yeah man, you said it!

by Jessica-x- August 3, 2009

Polaski

A Polaski is a term used to call someone who really isn't Polish, Polish. The person being called a Polaski is more than likely being called this because they have a large nose, but are not a Jew.

"Carly, you freakin' Jew poser!"
"Are you callin' me a Polaski?"
"Indeed I am."

by Hanah has no life May 26, 2008