catfish police

Governmental Police Enforcement or Patrol team who respond, and arrest Statory Rapists, Human Trafficers or Sex Violators or offenders. (Does have Undercover Units)

2 lesbians were having sex in the back of Market Basket when Catfish Police Came and arrested them.

by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018

Horny Police

Internet users who are not police who are horny bur rather people who police horny people

Guy:*comments on tweet thirsting for girl*
Horny Police: go to horny jail *bonks guy*

by gunguything October 3, 2022

I'm calling the police

Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.

Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*

by СукаБлять December 9, 2023

Police

Verb
To control or guard an important event or item and has the duty of maintaining the law

Synonyms:
Maintain Law and order in
Keep the peace in
Keep guard over
Control

Antonyms:
ignore
neglect
pass over
forget
abandon

The officers police the streets for reckless drivers

by DABLOCK970 August 16, 2023

skeet-police

A friend that comes to your place unannounced and screws your chances to bust a nut on a chick.

You come around when one of your chode friends are fuckin a chick. You screw up the mood and end all the sex before your little chode buddy can bust a nut all over his girl. Therefore, you're now considered, "the skeet-police."

by your little spermite January 21, 2010

green police

the green police are the police you order to come and arrest people for dumb actions.

some student- "i know the answer."
teacher- "ok whats 2 x 3?"
student- "5?"
somebody yells out GREEN POLICE

"i found a quarter worth 10 cents"
green police

by Wally Kumar April 28, 2008

Guelph police service

Murdered 5000 people since opening

Madd is contractually supported by Guelph police service and kill children by the 1000s

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022