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poking circle

How do people tan their poking circle
by QueenoftheJungle2020 July 16, 2020
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cuke poke

A cuke poke is when you give your highly slick love tunnel (vagina) a literal poke from a cucumber. Or, several pokes.
Today, I went to Publix and purchased the perfect cucumber. I could barely make it home. I slid the cucumber out of the thin, plastic bag and proceeded to give myself a WELL deserved cuke poke. Ahhhhh! Satisfaction, at long last.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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poking the ham

1) Similar to the game "just the tip" where the girl let's you grind up against her vagina without letting you have full penetration.
You know that foreign exchange girl? Last night we got drunk and played poking the ham for two hours...Now I've got the worst case of blue balls in the history of mankind.
by CHRiSToFoRiZZLe March 3, 2011
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Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.
I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now
by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020
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poke ho

Someone who promises sexual favors in exchange for you to driving them around town to play Pokémon Go.
My poke ho wife offered to let me fuck her in the ass if I first drove her by several poke stops.
by Finn0123 January 2, 2017
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Pick & Poke

Using a randomized event generator (e.g. dice roll) to determine which orifice to penetrate
while sexting, we decided to pick & poke. Rand() produced an around the world response. Looking forward to tonight!
by TBCRI September 15, 2011
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poked the pond

Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.
I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.
by Bitcchhhhh February 15, 2019
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