My pie

1. A sweet name to call your loved one.
2. Silas, who is smol but also unbelievably hot.
3. A slice of pie that belongs to yourself.

1. Silas is my pie.
2. Damn, Silas is smol.
3. Oh hey, there's the pie I baked.

by ForMyPie January 22, 2017

moist pie

Is something the male species can insert their male organ into

Jason: hey look at those thotties over there
Josh: damnn I want to bang them
Jason: I want to put it in their moist pie

by Littlegirl561 April 6, 2015

lava pie

The product of baking 2 cups diarrhea, 3 tablespoons lemon juice, 10 cups water, 4 1/2 cups white sugar, 1 cup cornstarch, 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon, 1 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg.

Let bake for and hour at 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Let cool for 30 minutes and serve to thine enemies.

I baked a lava pie for that bitch Linda that lives down the road for cheating in bingo last week.

by Yaboisteez September 29, 2017

spaghetti pie

A large hairy vagina

he couldn't go through with his date after he caught a glimpse of her spaghetti pie.

by Piperella June 9, 2017

ham pie

post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie

The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...

by BallzDeeep84 April 13, 2020

pie friday

pie Friday is a special day where on Friday all of the boys have a meat pie and bully Norton.

norton:today would be a good day for a sausageroll aye
ethan:git fucked cunt its pie friday

by Captainsauceishot November 25, 2019

katie pie

a pie typically made by people named katie, filled with horse meat and....just kidding! no horsies were harmed in the making of this definition

simon cowbell: wow katie pie, your ability to simultaneously ride horses, sing, and eat edamame is mind blowing. it's a yes for me!

by sarethoverload May 25, 2021