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PARKER YEE

A FORM OF UR MOM IS FAT
by BOOGUE MAN September 27, 2022
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Parker

Parkers are usually friendly on the outside and act cool around new people, but as you get to know them they start to show how much of an ass they can be. Parkers can be a very toxic partner, or a really nice one, but its more often than not that they arent good.
"Oh my gosh, is your bf actually a PARKER???!?!?!?"
"Bless your hearyt!""
by TheOneTrueKingUnderTheMountain October 13, 2022
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Parker Lee Bennett

A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.
Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:

Josh:
by 9090alex January 6, 2023
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Parker

Parker is an amazing boyfriend. He'll start out as someone you wish you could know and end as someone you wish you could know again. His eyes are sea glass, his hair are the softest sands, his body is everything you've ever dreamed of.
From the boyfriend you'll never forget- I love you parker.
by NickiBoy January 28, 2023
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Parker

Probably very short and not very bright. Might be a fortnite kid, or just has a whiny personality.
Person A: “Have you met Parker?”

Person B: “I would rather shoot myself.”
by gay.llama February 20, 2023
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Parker

Parker is my hentai daddy
by Sophiasabitch March 16, 2023
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Parker Lang

a cool man who loves pizza tower and has a massive penis
Parker lang is such a cool guy who plays alot of pizza tower.
by animan_lover4322 April 11, 2023
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