A person who, at the end of a fist fight has been awarded with two black eyes, usually from a Damacio Page/Marcos Galvao type of beating.
Man, you either gotta send your wife to anger management or learn how to load the diswasher properly, cause I can't have you teaching class lookin' like a cross eyed panda.
by GRYMES October 16, 2009
Get the cross eyed pandamug. by agentcm99 June 14, 2018
Get the Blue Pandamug. Friends left you for losers?
Time to bring them to Panda Express
and coax them back into your life
with some good Asian food,
preferably some orange chicken.
Time to bring them to Panda Express
and coax them back into your life
with some good Asian food,
preferably some orange chicken.
Christine: "Hey Nick, did you see who Erika was walking down the hall with?"
Nick: "Who?"
Christine: "______."
Nick: "Panda Intervention?"
Nick: "Who?"
Christine: "______."
Nick: "Panda Intervention?"
by t33n3r March 31, 2010
Get the Panda Interventionmug. by Mah Dick June 24, 2005
Get the Panda Penis Polishermug. by Nicky Baker October 22, 2008
Get the Silly Little Pandamug. Darren and Austin had a complete drunken night filled with panda-fuckin-monium after the 26 of wisers.
by shu524 August 6, 2010
Get the Panda-fuckin-moniummug. Did you see the fat ass in the kung fu stance with a Twinkie in his mouth. That must be Kung Fu Panda
by BrotherBob March 8, 2013
Get the Kung Fu Pandamug.