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Optimizely

When two practitioners discuss at a conference, typically Opticon, about Optimizely nee:testing/experimentation on their digital products
"Did you Optimizely that?"
by optimize(ly) August 30, 2019
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optimusamicustaphobia

Fear of being in love with your best friend...It might hurt your relationship with the person, especially if your best friend is the same gender and their orientation isn’t homosexual. And if you openly say you like the same gender, they might stay away from you and you end up lonely, leading to phobias such as claustrophobia or mono-phobia.
Leah suffers from optimusamicustaphobia, therefore, she cannot tell her best friend how she truly feels.
by Haely Selarom November 17, 2019
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optard

A person that does not understand how optics work.
"That guy thinks the ground and sky are physically touching on the horizon when it's due to the lenses we view that through being curved, what an optard"
by LunningCinguist November 29, 2019
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Opticalreptitus

When your optic nerve gets crossed with your rectal nerve, and it gives you a shitty outlook on life.
Look at Karen's resting bitch face. She must have opticalreptitus!
by ThatsUnfortunate February 12, 2020
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optical boner

When you see something that makes your retina's erect
OMG this computer screen is giving me an optical boner
by Monoblanco February 21, 2020
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Optizy'd

When you are listening to music with someone else but then you decide to skip all their songs just to play yours.
Wait, why did you skip all my songs, GOSH DARN I JUST GOT OPTIZY'D!
by DERP KITTY XD! April 12, 2020
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optimorectalmitus

A medical condition in which the optic nerve becomes tangled with lower sphincter with the result of developing a shitty outlook on life
That lad is suffering from a bad case of optimorectalmitus
by Haretoday June 17, 2020
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