1.Someone who always seems to have the tool or object you need for any given situation.
2.Someone thats designated tool gopher on a constuction site,kinda like a beer bitch.
2.Someone thats designated tool gopher on a constuction site,kinda like a beer bitch.
"Howard must be a tool chicken because he just shit out a hammer when I needed it."
"Hey Ralph, be a good tool chicken and go get me a power drill."
"Hey Ralph, be a good tool chicken and go get me a power drill."
by dragonass98 March 02, 2006
The ultimate tool keeper. A tool shed is the evolved version of a tool box. Why? She has way to many tools to have just a box, infact a tool shed may have 3 or 4 tool boxes inside their tool shed. And who knows what other mechanical wonders she has in there!!!
A tool shed is a girl who has had sexual intercourse with a phenomenal amount of the men (tools) shes been using.
Convo between 2 girls:
Girl 1: "Like omg!, that whore has fucked like... 34 guys just for their money!"
Girl 2: "Like i know! What a fucking tool shed!"
Convo between 2 girls:
Girl 1: "Like omg!, that whore has fucked like... 34 guys just for their money!"
Girl 2: "Like i know! What a fucking tool shed!"
by Henry McByrd April 24, 2009
by BizzyBlond March 31, 2011
by discordian December 19, 2003
A derogatory term for a tool's girlfriend; does not necessarily mean that the girl herself is a tool as well.
"Missy wouldn't be so bad if her boyfriend, Brad, wasn't such a tool; but you know how those tool boxes tend to be..."
by MuseL May 27, 2008
Flowers made out of tools for a father's day present.
The term was made famous by Toby Turner in one of his lazyvlogs
The term was made famous by Toby Turner in one of his lazyvlogs
ijustine: What are you getting you're father for Father's Day Toby?
Toby Turner: Just some freakin' TOOL FLOWERS! (heelys away)
Toby Turner: Just some freakin' TOOL FLOWERS! (heelys away)
by STEVEN_tobuscus June 19, 2011
Tex-Mex Puerto Rican who believes strongly in Sicilianism and The use of Fila and Puma Track Suits. On good days you can hear sonny saying things like "fuggedaboutit" and "you think im funny like a fuckin clown"
He considers himself a "GOOMBA" and his favorite book is "The Goomba's GUide to LIfe" His favorite "hang" is the sons of italy and sonny's pizza in the bronx
He considers himself a "GOOMBA" and his favorite book is "The Goomba's GUide to LIfe" His favorite "hang" is the sons of italy and sonny's pizza in the bronx
by Ben mARSHALL April 04, 2005