Flipper job

When you get jacked off by a baby seal.

I went to the beach and when I got to far out I got a flipper job.

by Jason Orban April 7, 2008

McFuck job

A person who is less intelligent than a participant in the special Olympics

a person that think they know it all and and knows not what they speak of it a total McFuck job..

by big daddy DAGO March 30, 2009

look for a job

what you do when your loser husband deserts you and your children.

My worthless husband took off so now i have to "look for a job".

by TattoodMom September 29, 2008

head job

Oral sex.

She gave me a head job.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

Tease-job

When your girlfriend/boyfriend gives you a handjob (or fingers you in a girls case) for a few seconds, and proceeds to cease immediatley and cuddle into your arms as if you taunt you unknowingly.
Also, the little kiss on the end of your dick as she puts it away can be lumped into this category.

*girl proceeds to give several good jerks just as you get hard*
"Mmmmm, that feels great baby."
"I know."
*pulls out her hand, zips your jeans up*
"Awwww, come on! Not another tease-job!"
"Sorry honey, can I have a back rub?"

by Zachmeister May 21, 2008

Chlo job

the best thing tht will ever happen 2 u ever!

she gave me the best chlo job

by dabestattougne December 31, 2008

job agency

A job agency is a government-regulated "company" that helps people get jobs by giving resumes to tons of other companies.
However, job agencies rape their employees' wages most of the time to stay alive. 90% of agency employees are brown, black, yellow, not white, etc, while the people working IN the agency building are always all white.

"Here, watch this WHMIS tape that you've probably watched hundreds of times by now and do this math quiz while I go back into my office and make fun of your foreign ass to my co-workers."

"Okay. I haf penseel? Plees?"

by Steve Stevenson October 5, 2004