Not-real-sexual

A sexuality that like three people founded on Tumblr ten years ago and was posted on Urban Dictionary or a Wiki for a person to screen shot it and make it out to be a bigger issue than it really is, then a bunch of self righteous performative activists will try and jump to the defense of a basically non-existent group.
Nobody, or ten people actually identify under this label and most of the time it’s ironic. People will forget about this identity within a month.

“Wow this Not-real-sexual is such a dumb identity lmao”
“Dude you know that’s not an actual identity right?”

by Avon128 December 28, 2020

Real hoopers

The realest of people, only these people can truly relate to Flightreacts

Real hoopers know that you need to tie your shoes up to the top to play to your fullest

by LShapedDemon April 9, 2020

Real d

Penis, flesh like, not rubber

They love the real d

by Berry Punny December 16, 2017

Real key

It’s like low key but the real shit.

That’s real key.

by cdiddy1210 January 19, 2020

real and true

funny kumalala gif on tenor

real and true bro
and that's on god baby girl

by Par2d0x January 6, 2023

This can’t be real..

A question being used when in a situation where it feels like a dream, or when the person saying it is in denial. They say it to try to reassure themselves

Doctor: Your sister died.
Person: this can’t be real..

by Idontthinkimokanymore February 21, 2023

real estatement

A store located in a high-traffic / posh area. Prime real estate selected to make the brand seem bigger than it is.

"Opening that shop in Rockefeller Center certainly makes a real estatement!"

by Boundlessj November 20, 2013