Man Pockets

Pockets on men’s jeans that can actually hold stuff, compared to women’s jean pockets which can’t ever fit an iPhone

Hey, Parker. Can you hold my phone? I see your pants have man pockets.

by hihenryitsjosie May 20, 2019

goblin pocket

A part of the body often used to conceal goods such as the butthole or underboob.

His prison shank was found in his goblin pocket.

by Stumbling January 20, 2021

pocket cuban

A tiny Cuban, usually female, that is small enough in stature that they could probably fit in your pocket.

Maritza, you're my favorite Pocket Cuban!

*holds open pocket*
Hop in, we're going shopping.

by LexiStripes November 8, 2018

pocket stream

Masterbate into a ziplock bag and keep it in your pocket in order to bring luck at a game of billards.

Alternatively, surreptitiously dipping your testicals in melted velveeta with rotel and have your girlfriend sprinkle bread crumbs on them while you go to sleep. There is no Cumming allowed.

I got my pocket stream ready for pool tonight.

by johny dingo October 28, 2013

Throb Pocket

A beautiful term for a ladies vagina. I believe it's from a poem.

Her- 'would like to come back to mine after dinner? We can have coffee and I'll show you my throb pocket, y'know, see what happens.'

by JashAndughes May 14, 2016

Hot pockets

Why did those have to get recalled? (Unless your reading in 2100)

Daddy loves his hot pockets. He eats them all the time.

by My yee 2 January 17, 2021

Pocket Cow

Is a self defense technique that involves carrying a pocket sized cow in case of attack. When attacked you whip it out and throw it at the assailant. Because no one has a prepared defense for such a random attack it has the effect of stunning an assailant who is left for some time processing "hey, did that guy just throw a cow at me?" This allows you plenty of time to escape as the assailant tries to dislodge the now expanded to full size cow. A variant of the Pocket Cow is the Dancing Pocket Cow which also inflicts steady small damage from the four hooves until the cow is dislodged. Creation credit: RPGIlluminati

Oh no, he has a gun; deploy pocket cow!

Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?

by PapaIlluminati June 24, 2023