circle Jerk

Gay male's arranged in a circle yanking one anothers puds till they shoot a load a cum.

Repcri pulls Todd's pud while sucking Marks pecker and diddling Bruce's asshole and tickleing his balls.

by Brucey August 22, 2004

Jerk Monkey

Someone who is being an asshole and acts immature.

That Jerk Monkey stole my cupcake and slapped me in the face!

by Iceman Cometh March 06, 2009

jerk the weasel

jerking the weasel in a violent manner. Se also "choking the chicken" and "beating the meat"

Boy gosh! you Jerked my weasel.

by stay-to March 18, 2003

Panda jerk

Pretty much the same thing as a jerk, but with the word panda added to make it more offensive.

Candice: Man, Ryan took the rest of the cheese crackers.

Kristen: Wow, what a panda jerk.

Ryan:*offended* Wha-

*everybody throws bamboo at him*

by LAWLZ OH HEY THERE May 06, 2009

Jerk-Status

The point in a relationship to where the girl is comfortable jerking off the guy.

Ted reached Jerk-Status with Liz last week!

by Adb1002 August 30, 2018

kurkle jerk

when you touch or flirt with a friends girlfriend

look tj is pulling a kurkle jerk on jims girlfriend

by joetheonewiththedick March 13, 2010

Dirt Jerk

Self gratification during an experience which is less than hygienic.

After a night of significant alcohol consumption, Alex awoke in his tent to find soot from the earlier evenings fire in his underpants. He then realized he was guilty of committing a dirt jerk.

Alex knew that the handle on the bathroom stall was dirty but personal need got the better of him and the dirt jerk became the only solution.

Heather figured that Alex was a dirt jerker and decided to reject his advances.

by 3nothappening November 25, 2010