mayonnaise mustache

this is when a man cream pies (cums on a girls vagina)and then licks her out after

"jees i was so wasted last i night i ended up with a mayonnaise mustache by the end of it"

by briangormley February 19, 2009

Military Mustache

When a soldier or a person in a soldier costume cuts a hole into the crotch and lets the balls or vagina free. Then the
soldier squats on the sleeping persons face. Resting either
the vagina or balls on the upper lip area, while saluting.

While my friend was sleeping I gave him the Military Mustache.

by Young cholo January 4, 2008

Mustang

A car that people buy when they can't afford a car with balls like a SRT-10 or a Viper or a vette, A vehicle that only girls drive cause they think driving them gets them car guy cocks. Or a car that when givin to a teenager, They proceed to add red neck exhaust systems and buying VHT and going crazy with it disregarding public safety. Also, They think just cause you have "American muscle" Dosen't mean you're out of the water of beng a ricer.

People put stick on hood vents and quarter panel vents on the mustangs all the time...The sad part is that they're OEM ford parts.

Hey man look at that shitty civic with the aftermarket body kit & fart cannon! haha, Yeah...Well look at that shitty v6 mustang with OEM hood scoop and the stick on quarter panel vents. And the exhaust system that sounds like big fluttery fart.

by cock&balz1 September 7, 2010

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A name that represents "black" in la campana. this name was given to a friend so that we can take the piss (even if its not nice^^)

Shamil "Er_Negro" Post Made by: Er_MaKea

by Wahid April 20, 2005

poopy mustache

an unthick poopy dirt looking mustache. looks like someone smeared dirt around there face. Its ugly and digusting

hey you have a poopy mustache go shave it you look dirty

by nick-sack December 13, 2005

Growing A Mustache

Something or Somebody that is just being gay, or is just pissing you off lately

Man work sucks, this place has been growing a mustache lately

Man, Willy's pissing me off, he's really been growing a mustache lately

by Timmy March 14, 2003

Mustang

Some crazy animal with a massive dick.

"Stop suckin' on that mustang's forty foot long sperm hose!"

by Bad_Bud September 7, 2008