mushroom cheeseburger

The culmination of every achievement of mankind, condensed into a 8 ounce dish.
by ymes May 13, 2024
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turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!
Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
by The Real RopeJump December 26, 2018
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squashing mushrooms

When you mush two dickheads together.
Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.
by Ranch Hand 69 March 22, 2016
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Mushroom Dunk

An act of workplace sabotage involving the act of dipping one's penis into a pot of room temperature coffee and leaving it out for others to drink.
Pat: Don't drink the coffee in the garage if it's not fresh.

Shelly: How come?

Pat: Because the supply techs probably messed wirth it.

Mike: If it's cold then they probably did a mushroom Dunk in it.
by Clyde Barstow May 14, 2012
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mushroom whip

when you use the head of your penis to smack a booty
"Rick is there any particular reason why my daughter has mushroom-shaped bruises on her keister?"
"That's an easy one Mr. Tarrowstein, I've been mushroom whipping her in the shower!"
by cecil d. May 09, 2016
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Alony "Mushroom" Hetz: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 08, 2025
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