Myspace

The largest gathering of sex offenders on the internet.

"I was thinking of getting a myspace account. Good idea?"

"No way. You're going to get stalked by every sex offender out there."

by FlareKitsune December 8, 2009

myspace whore

A myspace whore is an individual genrally of 'emo' music styling who likes to constantly promote themself, their favorite bands and their sytle(or lack of) through the website Myspace.

A myspace whore genrally will have atleast a few of these characteristics: Black dyed short spikey hair, swept fringes, flesh tunnels, exreamly tight black and or retro clothing, bumper type trainers, mp3players on constantly, likes emo/screamo/hardcore/post hardcore music.

by Bobzillamon December 28, 2005

myspace angel

Picture of a hot girl only due to the extreme angle of the photo taken by the angel only a mother of a fat chick would see as beautiful.
Photographs are usually un-doctored or otherwise shopped.

Dude, that chick from the internet was a total MySpace Angel. Too bad Jabba the Hut ate her.

by psuitable.pseudonym August 15, 2008

myspace

GAYYYYYY!!!! Ego tripping people who go on there just to feel loved. The most pointless site ever. Don't waste your time making one. People look for someone they met in kindergarden and add them as a friend just to seem cool even though they havent talked to them in over 5 years. Or they add people who they haven't ever met but they go to their school, their friend knows them, or they are extremely hot. Not really an age limit. There are 7 year olds who say they are 23! Just so they can make one. And people that arent allowed to have one sneak around for it. They go on at friends houses and when their parents are asleep and clueless!

Myspace is a waste of time!

by smartest teenager ever! June 29, 2006

myspace

A place for emo no life faggots to spill out their tears.

Fred0949's MySpace Blog:

<Fred0949> My mom called me a bitch today, so I slit my wrist.

<jIm4930> oMg CoOl!lllllll!1!!!1

by Demsac July 5, 2007

Alligator on Myspace

1) a super predator- arming a very able predator with the ultimate predator's tool.
2) a fauxsteria- a media created fake hysteria, other examples include shark attacks and avian flu.
3) a superlative amount of fake fear.

Derived from all the "news" stories covering predators trolling myspace and the stories about alligators killing Floridians both local and national news covered in May 2006.

1) Don't let Timmy hang out with Uncle John, he's practically an alligator on myspace.
2) Have you heard about all these rabbit attacks, it's all just alligators on myspace.
3) I rode the teacups at Disney World, wow that was totally alligators on myspace.

by Swygz May 27, 2006

myspace

a networking website created by Tom Anderson which has made his name household in many parts of the world and brought to us a whole new generation of emos and whores

1-hey i found a new emo on myspace!
2-my whore is better!

by ?*?*?*? June 24, 2006