this is when you stroll into the woods and find a moose, you then aggresivly masturbate and jizz in the mooses eye. it is then unable to see and you then you use the mooses horns as a dildo
by mickeyb roll October 07, 2011
moose tamers are awesome people who teach moose tricks and how to be perfectly still for a planking photo. the end
by silverbliss July 26, 2011
When a man's asshole is so blown out from anal sex, that his sphinctor stops to work and he diahreas every time he shits.
Adam-Dude after I got rammed by that donkey boner I have a loose moose caboose!
Nolan-aww man mines been ripped up for years, do you have any diapers yet?
Nolan-aww man mines been ripped up for years, do you have any diapers yet?
by Adam Shuford January 14, 2008
by big man matt January 31, 2007
When you take a moose call and use it to pour soup into your partners ass and while making antlers with your hands behind their head, fuck them in the ass while “Son of a bitch!” and “You’re doing good!!!”
by Sagybagy March 25, 2018
When plastic donkey shower is in Albuquerque and hurts rebus with mooseram and frank comes out and eats all the taco time
by Tony the cat April 21, 2022
by I make words123 October 15, 2020