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monster penis

Sometimes known as MP. A penis that when erect is longer than 9" and has a circumference of no less than 7" (diameter of slightly more than 2"). Prolonged sexual intercourse with such an MP will likely cause vagina pain that lasts at least a week. This is not to be confused with miniscule penis, as it is the polar opposite.
Ruby: So, how was your night last night?

Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.

Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.
by Ruby569 January 23, 2011
mugGet the monster penismug.

monster trucks

The cars (usually Jeeps or any other terrain ones) modified in the way that their wheels don't fit into the dashers anymore and it's somewhat like a tractor. It's an extreme kind of tuning that makes the car useless but for the fans' exhibitions.
That freak told us that he would jump over 3 cars on the parking lot with his monster truck. However, he then dispersed with a lame excuse.
by Zdenek August 20, 2004
mugGet the monster trucksmug.

Tubby monster

Liam Strydom is a tubby monster.
by Ellaisnotonfire February 26, 2013
mugGet the Tubby monstermug.

task monster

A task monster is someone gets things done! Someone who is motivated and is able to power through his/her to do list.
Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: I'm a muthaflippin task monster!
by taskmonster November 29, 2011
mugGet the task monstermug.

Monster Trucking

The act of sitting on another mans balls and pushing whilst farting on another mans balls
Oh David let’s try that thing you wanted
Oh you mean * monster trucking*

Yeah let’s try that out
by Funtimefoxxxy January 12, 2021
mugGet the Monster Truckingmug.

Closet monster

Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet
Greg calls woman hoes and bitches and refers to gays as faggots

Greg is a closet monster
by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021
mugGet the Closet monstermug.

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