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monster penis

Sometimes known as MP. A penis that when erect is longer than 9" and has a circumference of no less than 7" (diameter of slightly more than 2"). Prolonged sexual intercourse with such an MP will likely cause vagina pain that lasts at least a week. This is not to be confused with miniscule penis, as it is the polar opposite.
Ruby: So, how was your night last night?

Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.

Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.
by Ruby569 January 23, 2011
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monster trucks

The cars (usually Jeeps or any other terrain ones) modified in the way that their wheels don't fit into the dashers anymore and it's somewhat like a tractor. It's an extreme kind of tuning that makes the car useless but for the fans' exhibitions.
That freak told us that he would jump over 3 cars on the parking lot with his monster truck. However, he then dispersed with a lame excuse.
by Zdenek August 20, 2004
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McNally Monster

A sexy YouTube legend who’s famous for his sexy intro “hey guys it’s mc mc Mc Mc Mc Mc Mcnally monster here”
1:“Have u heard of that of that youtuber Mcnally monster
2:“Yeh i’d give him a shag anyday”
by Taj manzoor November 4, 2018
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cockie monster

a person who has just devoured a big yummy cummy
i feel like a big cockie monster after licking out her egg whites last night
by p-tew February 27, 2019
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Cumm monster

Cumm monster bussin ongggggggg
by Balls HAHAHAHAHAHAHA May 6, 2022
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task monster

A task monster is someone gets things done! Someone who is motivated and is able to power through his/her to do list.
Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: I'm a muthaflippin task monster!
by taskmonster November 29, 2011
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Tubby monster

Liam Strydom is a tubby monster.
by Ellaisnotonfire February 26, 2013
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