cartman's mom

a.) someone who has sex with EVERYONE.

b.) eric cartmans mom from south park

a.) girl: i heard michelle had sex with tom last night!
guy: really?! i heard she did it with amy!
girl2: what a slag, i heard she fucked a plant!
guy: yeah i know, shes such a cartman's mom!

by southparklovah August 5, 2010

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Mom's Butt

This phenonmenon has been around since at least the 80's. It is defined as the elongation or widenty of a mother's butt when she wears jeans/pants that are too tight, too short, or too high in the waist. One does not have to be a mom to aquire mom's butt. One does also not need to be fat to aquire mom's butt. However, there is a vast cohort of Mom's Butt sporters at youth soccer games. A true mom's butt shows a panty-line that usually is uneven due to a "wedgie". Pockets are usually too small and too high on the pants, thus, creating the mom's butt shape.

Everyone can experience mom's butt. There is a make-your-own mom's butt method that you can do at home. First put on a pair of jeans. Second, pull them up as high as you can, almost to wear they cut you. Then bend over a little and look in a mirror from behind. MOM'S BUTT!

by justjacq May 10, 2004

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your mom

the answer to all lifes questions and queries.

you: whats the meaning of life?
me: your mom

you: what we having for tea tonight?
me: your mom

you: wheres sam?
me: with your mom

by DinkyDizzy May 8, 2005

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rachy's mom

an epicly awesomely epic mother

Rachy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Rachy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Rachy's mom

by thesexmonkayy February 1, 2009

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