mario sario

A jinn that is known to live in your closet and come out to tickle ur toes.. or eat them. This jinn is very silly but deadly.

This jinn is very common and deadly. Mario Sario is known to hum the sticking out your gyatt for the rizzlers song and then attack.

If you ever hear this, RUN!

"Whos mario sario?"
"A jinn that eats toes at nightime..."

by picklenickel October 21, 2023

Mario

Pretty much any Italian person.

Guy 1: "Look at that Italian guy!"
Guy 2: "OMG is that Mario?!"

by stacyyyOwO October 30, 2023

Super Mario

better than sonic

sonic: i can run so fast
super mario: fuck off cunt

by smegolas November 2, 2023

Mario Zepeda

A sexy beast with a bbc cracked at Fortnite and roblox.

Omg Mario Zepeda’s packing like 10 inches😍

by Rizzzgoddddd November 11, 2023

Mario Breedlove

It's a name used by a man/ boy head leader of the G.O.U gang and he is a lover not a

heart breaker. A very nice person and chill dude just don't get on the bad side or face the consequences. Don't know how to hold money for his life. Love his family and friends more then anything in the world. He would end the world for his friends and family and the girl he in love with and his kids. ⁹⁰⁹ MABJ07

Mario Breedlove has a thing for S. And $

by Whiteshadow504 December 22, 2023

Mario

Mario is one of the funniest and determined guy you will EVER meet especially determined. He is very passionate and sporty. He is VERY SMART and over achieving. He gets pressured to be perfect and he is even if he might not think it. All you want to do is help him through his battles because him feels he cant talk about his struggles because he is guy. He is very good looking with the most perfect eyes. I couldn't name one thing wrong about him and if your name is Mario you probably think you aren't perfect but you are I can completely promise you. Even if you weren't perfect which I 100% don't expect you too be your also very understanding and you make anyone laugh and smile. Not to even get me started with your smile YOUR SMILE IS BRIGHTER THEN ALL THE STARTS COMBINED. I can open up to you about anything I just love you so much. Your so silly and fun anyone would be lucky to have a Mario and if you have a Mario never let him go because one thing I can tell you about Mario he is irreplaceable for sure never once doubt that.

I love you Mario you will always and forever be in my heart never matter what you silly boy.<3

Mario is so funny did you see what he did in class today

yea of course I did he made everyone laugh

by idontputmynameontheinternet December 30, 2023

Mario

Mario is a very caring and HILARIOUS boy. He can light up a whole room with a joke. His smile and eyes are one of the most perfect things you will ever see. He is very determined and passionate about everything he does. He is not a quitter one of the things I love most about him. Mario has also never failed to make me feel comfortable and safe. He is one of the perfect person I know even if he thinks he isn't. Mario is very pressured to be perfect as well, he just wants to make his family (his dad) and everyone around him proud. Mario is very serious as well but only when he needs to be. He will come up to you and your friend just to break out dancing. But don't be fooled under all his happiness is just a boy he needs help and needs to talk out his feelings to someone but since he is a boy he thinks he cant talk about his feelings (just let him know your there for him), it takes a lot for Mario to trust someone so if he opens up to you don't make him regret it. ( PLEASE DON'T MAKE HIM REGRET IT) or he honestly may never open up again. Mario is very very smart but also acts silly and dumb. He is perfect inside and out even if he thinks he isn't. If you have a Mario take care of him with all you have he is one boy that needs protecting even if he thinks he doesn't. If there's one thing I could tell you about Mario, two words. Irreplaceable, perfect.

If you lose your Mario fight for him with all you have he is very much worth the fight. and if you lose him. wait. for. him.

I love you Mario you will always have a placein my heart.

by idontputmynameontheinternet December 30, 2023