Liquid Captain AlecxTSD

A very good liquid captain, someone who should be promoted to the rank of General. He is super nice.

No way, Is that Liquid Captain AlecxTSD?
Yes!!!!1!
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by YakendGlovocSpookSalmanfan8000 March 8, 2023

Liquid burrito

A burrito order from Chipotle containing beans, no rice, barbacoa, extra queso, all the salsas, and extra sour cream.

Some asshole just ordered a liquid burrito, hoe am I supposed to wrap this thing?

by Tacosauceman March 29, 2023

backside liquidity

An office safe term for the squrts, the shits, diarrhea, the runs, etc...

Roger's in a private meeting to discuss backside liquidity.

by channelmanic March 30, 2023

Liquid Centipede

Giving a centipede is sticking a swirly straw down a man’s penis, then pouring liquid poop down the straw. You the. Take the straw out, and let the shit into his penis. The man then pisses on his parters face, putting a mix of liquid shit and piss together.

I gave her a sweet liquid centipede last night!
He gave me a liquid centipede last night.

by woahbrother June 26, 2024

liquid life

The only name for semen that properly acknowledges its connection to God

Noah: Dear lord, please allow liquid life to flow like the flood buoying this ark or else we are all going extinct

by MouseyMousington July 16, 2024

slipping liquid

Verb: when you almost crap your pants when you have diarrhea.

My stomach didn't feel right, I bent over, and next thing you know I was slipping liquid.

by Certainly not Katie July 30, 2024

slipping liquid

Almost pooping yourself when you have diarrhea

I bent down to put away a box and started slipping liquid. I ran to the bathroom so fast with my butthole clenched!

by Certainly not Katie July 30, 2024