Kitten Whiskers

When two bottoms rub their pubes together.

Me and Johnson are gonna go do Kitten Whiskers.

by AssLicker49 February 27, 2025

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Dort kitten

A very gay man who has the physical appearance of a female

who is that over there? "Thats just Dort Kitten"

by Joseph M. Smith April 27, 2023

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Discord Kitten Fetish

Oh yeah? Is THAT what you would have said before A.I.!? Programming? THAT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID BITCH! BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING GENIUS! AND A.I. EXISTS! YOU'RE WELCOME! AGAIN!

Hym "It's not a discord kitten fetish. I'm literally the creator of A.I. If I say people are watching me it's being A CERTAIN LEVEL OF SCRUTINY HAS BEEN MET AND THAT LEVEL OF CERTAINTY IS THAT OF GENIUS! And where did the A.I. come from bitch? What happened with the mysterious boom in A.I. technology? It's weird right? The same week I outlined exactly how you would go about allowing it to perceive, it was everywhere? What happened there? It's almost like a guy said he would do it... And then did it. But who? Oh, wait, right... Me. I'm the guy. The greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone. Better than redheaded sluts. Better than retards. They actually tried to use Elon Musk's retardation against me. I was over here talking a bunch of shit about this OTHER retard and who I was better than all the retards... And then they revealed that he's an assburger like 'Oh-hoho! See? Maybe you're not better than- wait, did he just solve A.I.!? Ummm... Pretend he doesn't exist! Erase him!' And NOW LOOK AT YOU! NOW LOOK! And then I went on to create A.I. and ELON DID NOT DO THAT! Because... IF I SAY I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE RETARDS... I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE GODDAMN RETARDS!"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

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debate kitten

someone who is pursued for debate with a sexual intent

"He was tearing apart all my answers in class, and then tried to flirt with me. Someone tell him that I don't want to be his debate kitten."

by oilonwater March 09, 2023

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Primrose Kitten

Imagine a double hooked crow-bar being dug around within your internal organs catalyzing an elimination reaction within your abdomen, the embodiment of 'look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it'. Filling your mind with false hope and absolutely no hope at all. Predicted papers either help or makes you become Lady Macbeth and mentally destabilizes you to the point where you begin to forget and double think even the most simplest of matters. Questions materialize onto the wrong papers in spots making you want to scream 'OUT DAMN SPOT'. Might be of slight help at times or the absolute polar opposite.

IT EITHER IS HELPFUL OR ABSOLUTELY THROWS YOU OFF TRACK.

"oh it's a primrose kitten paper... *SLAMS HEAD ON DESK*"

by H@nnah November 17, 2024

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