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Mike: the other day i was drivin down the street and i almost hit a Juan Paco who was trying to sell me oranges
JR: yea you gotta watch out for them there everywhere here in southern california
JR: yea you gotta watch out for them there everywhere here in southern california
by Mike_aka_007 March 04, 2007
A guy who is very retarded, threatened to shoot down the school trying to frame someone else. Got deported for 2 weeks, was beat up by his parents and big brother who raped him very hard he couldn't sit down for days. Says he dated a girl who was actually a guy. Always says he is dating girls which are probably all dudes. Says he owned black ops 6, but said he didn't cz someone almost told his brother who would have beat him Likes to vape. Got called by security during class when trying to hide a vape who's was a girl's. Dropping the vape in front of security guard while trying to hide it. Dumbass saved himself by allowing a search. Everyone bullied his bitch ass.
by eddie_is_dumb69 December 11, 2024
A wise man from Mexico who moves to the United States of America to make women and men fall in love with him. This man typically will have a bald head, mustache, and a big dick that he uses as a weapon.
Damn, that Juan Jose Lugo guy....sure got my azz sprung..
I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.
I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.
by FKN_Lii October 21, 2022
A holiday in January where people across the land celebrate the legendary horse on the balcony, Juan.
by Richard ‘Dick’ N. N. N. Lord November 02, 2020
Juan Francisco Suárez Gallardo is the son of an imfamous Colombian government and organisation agent. Juan was born in Medellín,Colombia, on 23 september 2005 and is currently studying in England. Because of his father’s work he is a very powerful and rich person not one to mess with. Juan is very good with the ladies and is a very seductive young man. He is said to be one of South America’s best rugby players for his age and has represented the Colombian football national selection in the years 2018 and 2019. Juan is also well known in Latin America due to his Surfing competition successes in Chile, Brazil and Spain.
Wow that’s Juan Francisco Suárez Gallardo
by WIKEPEDIA 2000s June 15, 2019
Juan Francisco Suárez Gallardo is the son of a Colombian ex government and organization agent. Juan was born on september 23 2005 and is now studying in the United Kingdom. He is great with the ladies and is a very seductive young man. Juan is a very good sports man. He is said to be one of the best South American Rugby players of his age and has represented The Colombian national soccer selection in the years 2018 and 2019. He is also known by some in latin America due to his Surfing competition successes in Brazil, Chile and Spain. Because of his fathers work Juan is extremely rich for a boy of his age and is someone you should not underestimate or mess with.
by WIKEPEDIA 2000s June 16, 2019