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johnny time

A polite phrase for when you would like to be alone, usually because you greatly prefer your own company to that of others.
Tina: "Hey everybody, where did Tom go??"
Nick: "He left, guess he just needed some Johnny time"
by Alfred123689123 January 28, 2014
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johnny big chair

When you get a big promotion and become the boss. Sitting in the biggest chair in your office.
I cannot believe you are the boss, must be nice to be Johnny Big Chair.
by Johnny Big Chair May 14, 2014
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Johnny's Barn

A term more commonly used in the South or in other countrified areas. It means to go the looooooongest way possible in the history of mankind in order to get to ones destination. Its as opposite as you can get from a short cut. Its taking the longest route ever imaginable. Usually used in the sentence "going around Johnny's barn"
1. They closed down the bridge so instead of walking my normal 5 minute route I had to walk all the way around Johnny's freakin barn and it took like 2o minutes.

2. I should have gotten there in 10 minutes but my GPS doesn't know how to use side roads so instead it took me all around Johnny's barn and I got there really late
3. Dang, why did it take you so long to get here? Did you walk all the way around Johnny's barn? Geez.

4. Daily workout? Just walk around Johnny's barn.
by PrincipalWinchester May 12, 2016
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Johnny Apple-Seeding

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.
"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"
by The Sandal Wearer August 11, 2016
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Johnny-ing

/jänē-iNG/

Verb.

When you are late showing up somewhere because you were talking too long elsewhere.
"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I was Johnny-ing for like...20 min with my mom before I could get out the door."
by Johnny Blaze -v- May 23, 2017
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johnnyosings

the man. the myth. the legend. johnnyosings
by johnnymydaddy December 7, 2017
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Johny Cash

A very chatty Life is feudal player. With strong opinions and poor source quotations.
Johny Cash called another players racist for using a abbreviation of 'Supposed to'.
by SoViking December 28, 2017
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