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Jim Slap

When someone slaps you with a giant sock of shit and cum
I heard Andy got Jim slapped like Eminiem
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Jim dumb

Jim sure is dumber than a bag of hammers. I guess you could say, he’s Jim Dumb.
by ElTorrito707 September 17, 2022
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Jim Beef

Jim beef is a name made for the highest people in the social class. Jim Beefers are the most sophisticated an goofy people. The word Jim Beef replaces the actual name of whoever is deemed worthy.
There goes Jim Beef.
by H-Bomb1234 March 21, 2023
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Jim Hnatiuk

Jim Hnatiuk is a very smart an intelligent man. Born is eastern Canada, former leader of CHP (Christian Heritage Party) but has since stepped down and joined the conservative's in there attempt to take over canada. Also former naval CPO1 (Chief petty officer 1st class) retiring after 25 years and 3 months of service.
Jim Hnatiuk is an inspiring man
by SW3RV3 May 19, 2018
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Garlic Jim

A sex move involving garlic, a ladder, and a pvc pipe.

Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.

Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.
Guy 1: Ever hear the legend of Garlic Jim?
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.
by Garlic Jim February 29, 2020
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Jim

The ultimate crumbler. Always needs a poo before leaving the house, and is never on time.
"Jim, make sure you're here for 6.30"

"Ok bois just need a shit and I'll be there"

6.45... "Jim?"

"Just leaving now bois"
by Ugbo November 23, 2021
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jim bobs

by meganlou April 17, 2021
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